Marketing Style : Learn from a Marwari

Dad : Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I want to choose my own bride.
Dad : But the girl is Ambani's daughter
Son : Well, in that case......yes.

Next, the dad approaches Mukesh Ambani

Dad : I have a husband for your daughter.
Ambani : But my daughter is too young to marry.
Dad : But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Ambani : Ah, in that case.....yes.

Finally, the dad goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Dad : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Dad : But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law.
President : Ah, in that case.......yes.

Now that is Marketing Marwari Style...

Office Chair Cum Toilet

If you remember, last year I made a post titled No Breaks Allowed where i posted a pic in which toiled was placed in place of chair in the office to save time. People seemed to have liked that idea and dats why a new design of of chair cum toiled has been introduced. Well, i m sure..its just the beginning n soon lot more designs with more features will be available.

Teamwork Explained

Some Maths Tips That Will Make You Mad

Maths is very easy subject. I don't understand why students are scared of maths. Well, i m providing you some tips for maths here... (don't get mad after getting these tips)

Dinner With Girlfriend's Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to go for hours and hours." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"

How to Get Lift : Tips for Ladies

Well, who would dare not to give this girl lift...

For Those Who Don't Know How to Use English Toile

For those who don't know how to use English (Western) toilets, its no fun but time to learn.. LOL