tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-273221002012-01-29T16:14:51.384-08:00<img src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FJyG8NKuppY/RdgUBCY-gqI/AAAAAAAAATI/474y17CQtF4/s1600/fun.jpg" /><br> Here you will find everything funny like funny images, funny sms, funny jokes, jokes on sardarji, humor jokes, politician jokes and much more..Bollywoodnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2081100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27322100.post-37438734320818800082012-01-24T10:23:00.000-08:002012-01-24T21:34:49.427-08:00

Hello, Let's do a 3-way link swap with your website http://fun-junction.blogspot.com. I'll give you two links in exchange for one from you. 3-way linking is a very effective link building strategy. Since you're getting the links from third party websites, they appear totally natural to search engines. Such inbound links help your website rank higher in Google and other search engines. Visit

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Hello, Let's do a 3-way link swap with your website http://fun-junction.blogspot.com. I'll give you two links in exchange for one from you. 3-way linking is a very effective link building strategy. Since you're getting the links from third party websites, they appear totally natural to search engines. Such inbound links help your website rank higher in Google and other search engines. Visit

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Hello, Let's do a 3-way link swap with your website http://fun-junction.blogspot.com. I'll give you two links in exchange for one from you. 3-way linking is a very effective link building strategy. Since you're getting the links from third party websites, they appear totally natural to search engines. Such inbound links help your website rank higher in Google and other search engines. Visit

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These pics has made me a bit crazy...omg!!

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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's

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Dad : Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon : I want to choose my own bride.Dad : But the girl is Ambani's daughterSon : Well, in that case......yes.Next, the dad approaches Mukesh AmbaniDad : I have a husband for your daughter.Ambani : But my daughter is too young to marry.Dad : But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.Ambani : Ah, in that case.....yes.Finally, the dad

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If you remember, last year I made a post titled No Breaks Allowed where i posted a pic in which toiled was placed in place of chair in the office to save time. People seemed to have liked that idea and dats why a new design of of chair cum toiled has been introduced. Well, i m sure..its just the beginning n soon lot more designs with more features will be available.

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Maths is very easy subject. I don't understand why students are scared of maths. Well, i m providing you some tips for maths here... (don't get mad after getting these tips)

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A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

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Well, who would dare not to give this girl lift...

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For those who don't know how to use English (Western) toilets, its no fun but time to learn.. LOL

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A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love Wid Each Other. 1 Day They Kissed Each OtherHen Died Of Maleria&Mosquito Died Of Bird FluSubmitted by

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Oh, i never knew that writing an essay is so easy before i read this. A must read essay by everyone. Click on the image to for larger redable view..

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She is a womanIf you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you are not understandingIf you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossingIf you are well dressed, she says you are a playboyIf

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I have never liked football bcoz of indecent things happening on the field. Chk out the pics below if u don't trust me.

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This is the difference between senior experienced players and junior less experienced players. See, while Sachin is luking somewhere else, Utthapa, Kartik and Yuvraj is peeping into girls panty who is taking autography from Dhoni.

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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?""You'll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.So I got myself two girlfriends. ************ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ************ A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." *********

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What Newton's Law would have been if they were created in the romantic mood......Universal law:"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "first law:" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent

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This is a gif animation. Click on the image if u r unable to see the animation.

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Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no.Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?Husband : Nothing.Wife : Nothing.

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... _________________________________Sardar : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Sardar : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Sardar : It's addressed to Mumbai. _____

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Student stands up- we must find & stop her!. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Teacher : How old is your father? Student : As old as me. Teacher : How can that be? Student : He became a father only

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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a Golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came

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Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes! Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining

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In the coming time the work load will be so much that no breaks will be allowed in offices..

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1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that you called me first. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind. 3. Why should I hire you? You have to hire some one, you may give me a try. 4. What would you do if this happened? Well, it

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A Grandpa and a Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day, to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the river bank they used to go when they were young.The next day, grandpa got up 6 a.m. In the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to

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See the spiderman version of Lord Ganesha..

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them

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Once a Father asked to his son “Do u know who is Sania Mirza”Son reply “Tennis Player”Second ques from Father “Do u know who is Mallika Sherawat? ”Son Reply “Penis Player”-------------------Mallika Sherawat ke marne ke baad uski kabr parr likha hoga – “Bechari Pehli baar akeli soyi hai”-------------------Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha “Matchbox me kya hai?”

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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?""No" replied the trainee."It's the Managing Director of the company, "you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do

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SARDAR talking on cell.2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.1ST: biwi se.....2ND: itne... pyar se....?1ST: tumhari hai. . .================================================A donkey kicked sardar & ran awaysardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.================================================SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.

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1) What is the difference between women and puppies?A: Puppies grow up.2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?Answer: Because they are...3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first?Answer: Who cares?????.....5) What

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Teacher : make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 timesStudent : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara================================================Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Student: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

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A BIHARI WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar). At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... The man said it is common in Bihar that

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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu_____________________________________PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.________________________________PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi

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1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've

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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?________________________________MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.__________

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One young man went for an IAS Interview."When did India get independence?" He was asked."The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied."Who was responsible for our independence?""There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied."Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?""Some research is going on the

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very

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1. 2.

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A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it............ " So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest

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A man checked into a hotel . There was a computer in his room , so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife . However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.Meanwhile.....somewhere in Gyaneshwor, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail , expecting messages from relatives and

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.______________

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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for thelast three weekends."Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?""Yes, Father, 'tis I.""And who was the woman you were with?""I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.""Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tellme now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?""I

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1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West

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The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.And on the day she finally she got the beautiful

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See what happens to the punch line if all the big multinationals start selling condoms .........Pepsodent Condom -- Raat Bhar Dhishum DhishumColgate Condom -- Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksha ChakraNokia Condoms -- Connecting PeopleMrf Condoms -- Extra Rubber Extra MileageMoov Condoms -- Ah Se Ahaa TakMirinda Condom -- Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se LageLux Condoms -- Filmi Sitaron Ki PasandPhilips Condom -- Lets

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A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

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I always play safe during my exams. Bcoz following is the first line that i write in answer sheets :"All d answrs writtn below r imaginary n work of pure fiction. Any resemblane from d buk is unitensional n purley coincidental"So U also play safe now onwards.

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Research is going on ... reason not found yet !

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A MAN APPROACED A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN A LARGE SUPER MARKET AND SAID. "YOU KNOW I HAVE LOST MY WIFE HERE IN THE SUPERMARKET. CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES/""BUT HOWS THAT GOING TO HELP ?" ASKED THE WOMANWELL REPLIED THE MAN " BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TALK TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, MY WIFE APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE "

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This is what wat the GUY published on the NETN this is what OTHERS published on the NET N the Best or say the worst one...

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. __________________The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love _________________I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM

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Q : If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage ________________________Q : During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? Ans : He is given his last chance to run away.

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1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous

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Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????Scroll Down for answer-------A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......Anyways... Here s one more....Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????Scroll Down for answer-------A : The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......Anyways... Here s one more....Ques 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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I have alwayz wondered why people say "Aurat shaadi ke baad Durga ka roop dharan kar leti hai" (women behaves like Lord Durga after marriage)... Now i understand why they say so...(click on the pic if animation is not working)

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Little Johnny - not well-prepared - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed, "Give four advantages of breast milk."What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head,hoping for the best:1. No need to boil.2. Cats can't steal it.3. Available whenever necessary.Um. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a

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80,000 sardars meet in the Gurunanak stadium, for a "Sardars Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little

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Newton 's Method:Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.Einstein Method:Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.Now you can trap it easily.Software Engineer Method:Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If

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Where is the money ? Show me ur Pockets... I ll not give the money...... She spends all of my salary.....Booohoooo!!! Give me way..... I am going for shopping. Thanks Sweetheart...........bye :)

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One day an employee sends a letter to His/Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!! Dear Bo $$ In thi $ life, we all need $ ome thing mo $t de $perately. I think you $ hould be under$ tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have given $ o much $ upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re $pond $oon . Your $ $incerely, An$human Mi$

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Ok guys, lets test your knowledge... lets see who passesHow will you survive in this situation?Make an honest attempt before you scroll down to see the answer.------THINK..........----THINK........... MORE............-----OK, so you guyz give up ... ??? --------Here's the answer ... !!!

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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went

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Prof. of EconomicsKiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.Prof. of AccountancyKiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.Prof. of AlgebraKiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.Prof. of GeometryKiss is the shortest distance between two lips.Prof. of PhysicsKiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.Prof. of ChemistryKiss

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Sachin's wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables....Sachin : Now situation is not good, I am not going to market...Sachin's wife : Don't worry, wear my Saaree n go, no one can identify u....One Lady in the market identified sachin n asked "hi sachin how are u...?"Sachin(got shocked) : "How u identified tat i am sachin....?"Any guess wat tat lady tells.....??? ..... ha....???----------HEY I AM

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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First

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Indian Players are out of World Cup. You must be wandering wat will be they doing now. All your answers are here Few Deserving players has got two business and and and and or N wat about our GURU GREG CHAPPEL

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met .The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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THREE MONKEYS OF GANDHIJI….(OLD VERSION)-------- New Version……What is it signifying??……….Can not see India losing……………Can not hear the audience outburst against the team……………Can not speak in front of media about the causes of defeat. ………………….

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A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a nude beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while the son played in the water. After a while the boy came up to his mother and said, " Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother said, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So the boy went back to play. Minutes later the boy returned and

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hey i bet its a mail snake... now u must be wandering how do i know this... Its simple... UNDERSTAND THE FEELINGS OF MALE...

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the list goes in descending order... bcoz it gets more n more interesting this way21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".Says "

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hey its a nice funny animation below... click on the image to see the animation..

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Who is responsible for India's early exit from the World Cup 2007..?Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid, M S Dhoni, Sourav Ganguly, Robin Uthappa, Yuvraj Singh and coach Greg Chappell, NO NONE OF THESESelectors, Endosers... NO, NOT EVEN THEY...Just think more...Ok i'll tell you...What was the most inexplicable defeat for India in the tournament ?. The loss to Bangladesh.Therefore, who is to be blamed

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This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It Looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, Nothing Is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, But You still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you Might Find out.--------The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the

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Used once,Excellent condition,Self use,Low noise level,Friendly,Reliable,Discounted,For cash payment (only),Never miss the target,Helps to resolve all personal and professional problems------

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wat sort of frndship is this ?

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1) Nahi.................???2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .... eek.gif4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai??8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi

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Lee Copper Jeans Model giving a topless pose... funny isn't it ??

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SHAADI KE PEHLE : HERO NO 1SHAADI KE BAAD : COOLIE NO 1SHAADI KE PEHLE : MAINE PYAAR KIYASHAADI KE BAAD : MAINE KYA KIYA ?SHAADI KE PEHLE :JAANEMAN MAT JAOSHAADI KE BAAD : JAAN MAT KHAOSHAADI KE PEHLE: TUM BIN RAHA NA JAAYESHAADI KE BAAD : TUMKO SAHA NA JAAYESHAADI KE PEHLE : KUCH TOH BOLOSHAADI KE BAAD : KABHI CHUP BHI HO LOSHAADI KE PEHLE : ''I LOVE YOU ''SHAADI KE BAAD : AAJ PHIR AALU?SHAADI

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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, what he finally writes in the love letter ?? "I luv u sister."++++++++++++++++++Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?>Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.++++++++++++++++++Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000.

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Morning: Guys, in future if you do not prepare Breakfast then Dishummmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Evening: If you talk with your Colleagues (girls) at your home. Huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........... Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant. Aiyooooooooooooooooo......................... So Guys think before getting married. Its Better to be Bachelor ...

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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." _________________________"What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" _________________________"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." _________________________ "Where did you get those big eyes?" "They came with the face." _________________________

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